Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.
I know someone like this
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
You know what sucks
Out growing your friends
Because you are progressing faster than them and its like “wow you need to hurry up I don’t want to leave you.”
So you try to rush them and you slow down and tour both just really unhappy trying to mantain something that’s slowly withering away